STORY OF SENIOR PRANK 2005
itz kwazie...the boyz planned the senior prank 3 wks in advance...i rememba brian rafi comin to meeh in psych n bein all excited n tellin meeh all about it lol...they had to take 2 tings into consideration...noone wud get hurt n nutin wud be damaged...so their idea involved 50 chickens (they didnt take the 3 roosters cuz they thot they were too dangerous), 800 lbs of birdseed, flour, and toilet paper...so yea at furst it wuz lyke 1/2 the boyz in the senior class, but then as tyme went on, the final number of the ppl who were doin it diminished to 14 boyz
they spent so much money...lyke a few hundred bux on supplies...i rememba wen brian christian jeff n meeh went to go buy the birdseed, the birdseed alone wuz about 168 bux alone...n THEN there wuz a kwazie ladie who wuz attached to her chickens n she wudnt let them take the chickens til sunday cuz she wanned to spend more tyme wit them lol...so they went thru SO much trouble
they knu how to avoid ALMOST every aspect that cud go wrong...they knu who to blame it on if they got called into the office(villiage christian, our rival skewl)...they knew how to get get past the video cameras (for that they bought ski masks)...they knu how to keep the chickens quiet (put 8 chickens per trash can n tape the lids shut)...they had escape routes (louie bookout wuz the lookout n if a cop came from the north then they'd run south n if a cop came from the north theyd run north)...n for communication they had 3 walkie talkies (the guyz were split up into 3 groops n had 1 walkie talkie per groop)...n the rules were no ratting ne one out n every man for themselves
so yea...they even went to chandler's house at 10pm to have a practice run of how it wuz supposed to go...one groop wuz assigned to flower bombs...one groop wuz assigned to chickens n birdseed n one groop wuz assigned to teepeeing the trees...ALL of this took only 11 minutes due to their great timing n practice...BUT there wuz one major error...
they were climbing over the fence...they knu exaktlie weyr the best spot wuz, which wuz weyr theres a set of bleachers rite against the fence...all they had to do wuz get 2 guyz to climb over the fence n stand on the bleachers n one guy stand on the other side of the fence n pass them the stuff...so i took them 4 minutes to pass ALL 50 chickens, flour, TP, and birdseed over the fence...BUT on the way over, they DROPPED THE LADDER ON THE BLEACHERS
so yea then wen they put flour all over the skewl, put all 800 lbs of bird seed on the quad, let all 50 chickens loose, and covered the trees in SO much TP that it looked lyke snow...OH, one of the chickens were dead, so the skewl didnt want the skewl to see that they cuda "killed" a chicken, so christian pretended that it wuz alive n pretended to struggle wit it n juss put a trash can on top, so noone wud see it hahaha...so ne wayz then they JUST finished wen louie the lookout said..."ok cop comin from north end...cop going down past south end of skewl...cop making u-turn" not in those exact words but sumptin lyke that...n then clarke, one of the leaders, juss yells COPS COPS COPS!! RUN!! (it turns out that the neighbors said that they saw strange men in suspicious clothing, breakin into LAB n they thot they were vandalizing n bashin windows n sealing)
so then...clarke, jake, and andrew anderson were the only 3 that made it to the north end of campus (since the cops came from the south end)...n there wuz a cop RIGHT at the corner of the skewl, so if they jumped the fence, they'd get caught rite then n there...BUT THEN by the grace of God, the cop juss suddenly left that corner lyke 1 minute after they got there so they jumped the fence, got into the van n drove off n rite wen they made a u-turn, goin towards jake's house, a cop juss drove by...so jake wuz driving n jake asked andrew who else is in here? n andrew wuz lyke i tink itz frank...so heres clark lookin around for frank n itz only the 3 of em in there...n andrew wuz lyke frank?...NO ITZ CLARKE!!~ lol so yea they escaped w/o any fines from the police
ok...so yer prolly wonderin well...wut happened to the other guyz n y cudnt they escape?...ok...the reason that they cudnt escape wit clarke, jake, n andrew wuz cuz lyke about 10 squad cars came to LAB, AND a fuckin hellicopter wit search lights, AND a mother fuckin k9 team!!!~...if they went out into the open at all, they'd get caught in an instant cuz of the search lights...
so here, zack, juss comes out wit his hands up (hes an idiot n will prolly get arrested again)...n evrieones lyke DOOD ZACK!! RUN!!...n then....there wuz chandler who wuz tryin to cover up the evidence n so he wuz lyke DOOD TAKE THE EVIDENCE!!~ n obviously no one cared bout the trash cans...they all juss wanned to escape...so there wuz chandler tryin to run wit 3 trash cans lol
so brian, justin, n christian ALMOST made it to the escape route, but the hellicopter came, so they had to juss hide sumweyr...so they hid by the water fountains, under some shade cloth cover stuff n evrie tyme the search lites wud come by, brian wud juss squeeze the fountain harder n curl into a ball, hoping that he'd blend in n look lyke he wuz part of the fountain...n brian is not a lito guy...he's 6'4, 200 lbs...man i lub brian hahaha...ANYWAYZ so those 3 guyz were hiding there n then justin's dad wuz juss out there watchin cuz he knew evrieting that wuz goin on that nite n he called sayin...ok...son, um theyre gonna call out the k9 team if yooh guyz dont come out so uh yea...if they let em out then i tink theyre gonna rip yooh to pieces...so then yea they announced that they were gonna let out the dogs n all of em came out wit their hands up...
so all of em had to get handcuffed (they were showin off their handcuff marks to meeh the nex day lol) n put in squad cars while all their parents came (they had to link 2 handcuffs fer chandler cuz his arms wudnt reach behind him lol)...frank made a BIG mistake of talkin bak to a police officer n they had him face down on the ground wit guns pointed at him...i heard he got in alotta trouble fer that...so yea wen brian n christian were in a squad car, they heard the air unit (the hellicopter) say "um...i see some chickens running on grass area"...then the ground unit wuz lyke yea...one of the kidz told meeh that theres 40 to 50 chickens down there...then yooh juss heard the guy in the helliocopter juss BUST UP laughin n the cops thot that the prank wuz HILLARIOUS...they were lyke well if we knu that this wuz a senior prank then we wudnt have come...so the guyz juss got off wit a trespassing ticket n the minors got kerphew tickets...so yea
Mr.Rogers, an administrator, had to come to skewl at 3 in the mornin n he wuz lyke ok dont worry bout it...there wuz no actual vandalism n theres no damage done...they juss hafta clean up the mess they made n then they can go home...he wuz even impressed by the boyz n said that noone has done a prank of this magnitutde before n he thot it wuz HILLARIOUS...so then animal control came so animal control n the boyz had to catch all 50 chickens n put em back in their cages...there wuz one KWAZIE hard core animal control lady who'd have this technique...she'd corner em n then swoop em up by the legs...yoohd even see her fuckin diving for those chickens lol...then afta it wuz all cleaned up, they got to go home...
at skewl the nex day, it turned out that 2 uh the 3 names of the guyz who escaped accidentalie got mentioned so they all went into the office n Mr.Rogers, whos part of the administration, sent out e-mails to the faculty, sayin wut happened that nite n they said that there were 13 boyz...clarke wuz the lucky one...eventualie Mr.D, our principal found out n they were all called into the office
so Mr.D wuz lyke ok...wut do u tink i shud take away? grad nite or graduation? (takin away graduation means theyd get expelled) n all of em were lyke grad nite...then Mr.D wuz lyke that is not enough...so they all slumped down in their chairs n were all prolly tinkin dayum im skrewed...THEN Mr.D wuz lyke..."now THAT is a prank!..i heard bout yooh guyz sittin out there wit all yer parents n the police n the tickets yooh got n i tink thatz punishment enuff"...so yea...they walked away wit no punishment from the skewl cep to ditch a couple classes so they cud clean up the birdseed n flour, so the janitors wudnt have to
heres a pic of 3 of the boyz...maii "husband" graham aka john lennon wit the broom on the top left, maii best buddie brian on the top rite n clarke on the bottom, both wit vaccum cleaners to vaccum the birdseed off the grass
well..the senior class is tryin to raise money for their trespassing n kerphew tickets...our organization is called S.O.S (save our seniors) lol...witty isnt it? so if ne one has ne money to donate for this wonderful cause, it is in dire need
theres a fundraising BBQ, car wash, and bake sale on this coming wednesday at jake's house...i cant go cuz of work or maybe i can request to get a partial day off work but yea...itz open to all LABers, grades 9-12 or if yooh cant come then we're takin donations
itz great...cuz all the jr highers adore them...they have truly made a mark at LAB...i'll even take it as far as sayin that they've become legends...daym ima miss yooh guyz... | 
...i tried to save her but it wuz too late >_<